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Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea — massive, difficult to...
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Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence...
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I never know how much of what I say is true.
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Laws alone can not secure freedom of expression; in order that every man present...
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In a way the CID man was pretty lucky, because outside the hospital the...
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What we have to do is to be forever curiously testing new opinions and...
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The big secret in life is that there is no big secret. Whatever your...
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The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
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Brevity is the soul of wit.
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.