Quote #29912
My job is to bore you and let the hardness of your seat and...
Quote #15250
The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
Quote #29567
You know why there’s a Second Amendment In case the government fails to follow...
Quote #7942
For that which is born death is certain, and for the dead birth is...
Quote #32176
It doesn’t matter where you are coming from. All that matters is where you...
Quote #23460
Mingle some brief folly with your wisdom.
Quote #8654
I have never thought of writing for reputation and honor. What I have in...
Quote #25713
Mistakes live in the neighbourhood of truth and therefore delude us.
Quote #11974
Freedom is the right to say two plus two make four. If granted, all...
Quote #9604
A single event can shape our lives or change the course of history.