Quote #29537
I once said cynically of a politician, ‘He’ll doublecross that bridge when he comes...
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When I am asked, What do you think of our audience I answer, I...
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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
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Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the...
Quote #23834
As long as you live, keep learning how to live.
Quote #27597
It is impossible to please all the world and one’s father.
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Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral?...
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I do not like this word bomb. It is not a bomb it is...
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I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty...
Quote #5278
Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth.