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You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do...
Quote #11911
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
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That which seems most feeble and bewildered in you is the strongest and most...
Quote #736
Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #29831
Hamlet is the tragedy of tackling a family problem too soon after college.
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Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits....
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It is not the position, but the disposition.
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Preach not to others what they should eat, but eat as becomes you, and...
Quote #15034
The will of the people is the only legitimate foundation of any government, and...