Quote #13756
California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange.
Quote #6066
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Quote #3031
A large section of the intelligentsia seems wholly devoid of intelligence.
Quote #13093
The sort of liveliness which increases with age is not far distant from madness.
Quote #7201
From the beginning of our history the country has been afflicted with compromise. It...
Quote #8145
Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off.
Quote #19045
Ambition is but avarice on stilts and masked.
Quote #32882
There are two ways of spreading light to be the candle or the mirror...
Quote #4896
Enjoy present pleasures in such a way as not to injure future one.
Quote #33906
Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.