Quote #531
Experience: A comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
Quote #3295
If there were no husbands, who would look after our mistresses?
Quote #11722
The belief that there are other life forms in the universe is a matter...
Quote #26294
Abstract art is a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the...
Quote #21703
The beginning is the most important part of the work.
Quote #29429
Be careful out there. There are things that go bump in the night. Actually,...
Quote #3765
The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not...
Quote #8177
Friendships that have stood the test of time and change are surely best.
Quote #19732
Tax reform means, ‘Don’t tax you, don’t tax me. Tax that fellow behind the...
Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.