Quote #33338
Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called...
Quote #17547
Be modest It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.
Quote #14572
a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the...
Quote #22889
I believe in getting into hot water it keeps you clean.
Quote #17171
A sign of a celebrity is that his name is often worth more than...
Quote #5195
The remarkable thing about the human mind is its range of limitations.
Quote #14991
I am no more humble than my talents require.
Quote #28629
Hope is the poor man’s bread.
Quote #3309
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Quote #32368
Friends are those rare people who ask how you are and then wait for...