Quote #1920
DISCLAIMER: A society where such disclaimers are needed is saddening.
Quote #23525
Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly...
Quote #3215
Success is a great deodorant.
Quote #4729
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Quote #651
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
Quote #24509
‘Tis said of love that it sometimes goes, sometimes flies runs with one, walks...
Quote #595
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their pedestals.
Quote #18564
I submit to you that if a man hasn’t discovered something he will die...
Quote #1859
Communism is like one big phone company.
Quote #8718
Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only...