Quote #30281
Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you is...
Quote #29704
The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.
Quote #6545
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Quote #15757
There is a diabolical trio existing in the natural man, implacable, inextinguishable, co-operative and...
Quote #9848
Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating? Ed: Oh, yeah, but not right now.
Quote #32819
Burnt Sienna. Thats the best thing that ever happened to Crayolas.
Quote #3585
After several minutes of utterly dull conversation I began to think of her not...
Quote #338
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
Quote #32868
Those who foresee the future and recognize it as tragic are often seized by...
Quote #32345
Life was made to be enjoyed as well as endured.