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Whenever I hear people talking about ‘liberal ideas,’ I am always astounded that men...
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Now comes the mystery.
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Tongue – a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it cannot...
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My life is music. And in some vague, mysterious, and subconscious way, I have...
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How rare and wonderful is that flash of a moment when we realize we...
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The beauty of empowering others is that your own power is not diminished in...
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The sword of justice has no scabbard.
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Where as gold is the kindest of all hosts when it shines in the...