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I love to go to Washington — if only to be near my money.
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“Luck” is a very good word if you put a P before it.
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A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a...
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Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
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There are two sorts of curiosity — the momentary and the permanent. The momentary...
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The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a...
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A friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks...
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We shall have lost something vital and beyond price on the day when the...
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I usually make up my mind about a man in ten seconds; and I...
Quote #13939
That which we obtain too easily, we esteem too lightly.