Quote #23500
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
Quote #7535
The memory should be specially taxed in youth, since it is then that it...
Quote #25422
A boy can learn a lot from a dog obedence, loyalty, and the importance...
Quote #34917
If God had really intended men to fly, he’d make it easier to get...
Quote #270
When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.
Quote #3378
A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination.
Quote #14841
We know accurately only when we know little; with knowledge doubt increases.
Quote #24163
There has already been published by the bucketfuls such brazen lies and utter fictions...
Quote #6168
A thought is often original, though you have uttered it a hundred times.
Quote #22642
Either war is obsolete or men are.