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Wife: a former sweetheart.
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We are all instantly forgiven but in order to benefit from this forgiveness, we...
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The real test of friendship is can you literally do nothing with the other...
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Women are like teabags. You dont know how strong they are until you put...
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I violated the Noah rule: Predicting rain doesn?t count; building arks does.
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You have delighted us long enough.
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Whether you think that you can, or that you can’t, you are usually right.
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An old doting fool, with one foot already in the grave.
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In conclusion, there is a marvelous anecdote from the occasion of Russell’s ninetieth birthday...
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Information Superhighway is really an acronym for ‘Interactive Network For Organizing, Retrieving, Manipulating, Accessing...