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The belief that there are other life forms in the universe is a matter...
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I thought they’d get one of us, but Jack, after all he’s been through,...
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When mom found my diaphram, I told her it was a bathing cap for...
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Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense...
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If a nation is ruled by two kings, both the kings and their subjects...
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Just because something doesn’t do what you planned it to do doesn’t mean it’s...
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There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so...
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If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
Quote #6041
We compound our suffering by victimizing each other.
Quote #27227
Success is never permanent, and failure is never final.