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When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam I looked into...
Quote #3708
“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
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If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating...
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Life is too short for traffic.
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Never bear more than one trouble at a time. Some people bear three kinds...
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Creativity involves breaking out of established patterns in order to look at things in...
Quote #6057
Those who are able to see beyond the shadows and lies of their culture...
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
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I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
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There is a remedy for all things but death, which will be sure to...