Quote #16094
Happy is the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and...
Quote #8610
I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty...
Quote #14563
It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.
Quote #18096
I tell you the past is a bucket of ashes.
Quote #10931
There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
Quote #11244
But my dear man, reality is only a Rorschach ink-blot, you know.
Quote #3177
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
Quote #388
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Quote #29628
If you can’t say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.
Quote #31141
Luck is the residue of design.