Quote #9519
What is not nailed down is mine. Anything that I can pry loose was...
Quote #29127
God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
Quote #7275
Quiet and sincere sympathy is often the most welcome and efficient consolation to the...
Quote #15402
The more you talk to yourself, the more apt you are to lie.
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A man is so in the way in the house.
Quote #32598
In the end, the only people who fail are those who do not try.
Quote #9004
A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.
Quote #7681
They envy the distinction I have won; let them therefore, envy my toils, my...
Quote #27716
I believe that if i should die, and you were to walk near my...
Quote #18628
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who...