Quote #25505
How can a guy hit and think at the same time
Quote #5094
Nobody ever died of laughter.
Quote #21057
Happy the people whose annals are blank in the history books
Quote #1839
There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist- the taxidermist leaves...
Quote #5970
If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living.
Quote #12700
All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty...
Quote #13735
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
Quote #8853
Trying is the first step towards failure.
Quote #9662
I am patient with stupidity, but not with those who are proud of it.
Quote #2165
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed...