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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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A man who is careful with his palate is not likely to be careless...
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Visits always give pleasure, if not the arrival, the departure.
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Death is not the worst thing; rather, when one who craves death cannot attain...
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He who has not first laid his foundations may be able with great ability...
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It is never too late to become what we might have been.
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You cannot condemn a man for what may only be a figment of your...
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All we actually have is our body and its muscles that allow us to...
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The ultimate goal of the educational system is to shift to the individual the...
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Lord, make me an instrument of your peace where there is hatred, let me...