Quote #33743
I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins...
Quote #24961
It is not I who have been consigned to the bedroom of history.
Quote #26013
Studies indicate that the one quality all successful people have is persistence. They’re willing...
Quote #2830
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
Quote #26434
There’s never a new fashion but it’s old.
Quote #21989
Linus Apparently, he’s got a record longer than my… well, it’s long.
Quote #32358
A friend is someone who dances with you in the sunlight, And walks with...
Quote #30739
Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.
Quote #17806
A classic is a book which people praise and don’t read.
Quote #28366
Isn’t it funny how one minute life can be such a struggle, and the...