Quote #28022
No matter how one approaches the figures, one is forced to the rather startling...
Quote #15084
The only difference between a genius and one of common capacity is that the...
Quote #31606
Too many people miss the silver lining because they’re expecting gold.
Quote #10344
Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young...
Quote #124
The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course,...
Quote #11809
Life is a dream from which we must wake before we can dream again.
Quote #432
Van Gogh became a painter because he had no ear for music.
Quote #31126
Insecurity, commonly regarded as a weakness in normal people, is the basic tool of...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #12472
Persistence plus no dignity equals success.