Quote #13215
Why should I buy expensive art when I can make my own.
Quote #9595
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Quote #4161
Look now how mortals are blaming the gods, for they say that evils come...
Quote #22809
The wise only possess ideas the greater part of mankind are possessed by them.
Quote #17785
Nothing so needs reforming as other people’s habits.
Quote #19493
You can always tell a real friend when you’ve made a fool of yourself...
Quote #16290
Cheerfulness greases the axles of the world.
Quote #25503
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
Quote #32779
The way to succeed is to double your error rate.
Quote #47
I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck.