Quote #2768
California, the department store state.
Quote #30055
Life’s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #23609
Shun no toil to make yourself remarkable by some talent or other yet do...
Quote #13332
Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave.
Quote #9570
There shall be no compulsion in religion.
Quote #10688
What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that...
Quote #7572
Books are hindrances to persisting stupidity.
Quote #30017
Prayer is the wing wherewith the soul flies to heaven, and meditation the eye...
Quote #23687
We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits.