Quote #299
The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
Quote #26986
If you’ve never been hated by your child, you’ve never been a parent.
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You can always tell youre in trouble when the good option involves a prosthetic...
Quote #8152
The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and...
Quote #34753
Despite everything I’ve achieved in my life, the culinary awards, the military commendations, the...
Quote #21660
Trent Let me tell you something Mike your money, and you know what else,...
Quote #28305
I’d rather be rich than stupid.
Quote #26752
Our job is not to straighten each other out, But to help each other...
Quote #25986
I try to avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward.
Quote #6807
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.