Quote #6119
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Quote #2641
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #18480
Truth is generally the best vindication against slander.
Quote #3513
We gladly feast on those who would subdue us … not just pretty words,...
Quote #6321
At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new...
Quote #319
In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes.
Quote #28845
One should never put on one’s best trousers to go out to battle for...
Quote #12851
Life is not a laughing matter, but can you imagine having to live without...
Quote #7800
Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to...
Quote #17061
Real seriousness in regard to writing is one of two absolute necessities. The other,...