Quote #14589
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
Quote #2413
Screenwriters? Schmucks with Underwoods.
Quote #34784
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #9426
Bad spellers of the world, untie!
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The stupendous fact that we stand in the midst of reality will always be...
Quote #12544
Ignorance is preferable to error, and he is less remote from the truth who...
Quote #16075
What you keep by you, you may change and mend but words, once spoken,...
Quote #21278
The sacred rights of mankind are not to be rummaged for among old parchments...
Quote #512
Acting is standing up naked and turning around very slowly.
Quote #823
The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it...