Quote #4312
Nobody likes the man who brings bad news.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #26275
It’s as if we think liberation a fixed quantity, that there is only so...
Quote #31196
If you want to succeed you should strike out on new paths rather than...
Quote #22135
Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
Quote #1844
God must hate common people, because he made them so common.
Quote #33884
Love grants in a moment what toil can hardly achieve in an age.
Quote #10432
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Quote #32641
To hold a pen is to be at war.
Quote #6057
Those who are able to see beyond the shadows and lies of their culture...