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The basis for optimism is sheer terror.
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God pays, but not weekly wages.
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Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree what they are made of,...
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It is probably safe to say that over a long period of time, political...
Quote #13367
The lottery is a tax on people who flunked math.
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Many a man wishes he were strong enough to tear a telephone book in...
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If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody...
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The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of...
Quote #18824
Enthusiasm is a volcano on whose top never grows the grass of hesitation.
Quote #29830
A very large amount of human suffering and frustration is caused by the fact...