Quote #15258
Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth – a sense of humor.
Quote #1183
It takes two to speak the truth–one to speak and the other to hear.
Quote #29822
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.
Quote #13373
The true masters of the art of living are already happy if they are...
Quote #5274
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during...
Quote #2843
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to comprehend his cleverness,...
Quote #2825
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
Quote #31062
A person without character is just as body without soul.
Quote #14512
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.