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Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest...
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If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at...
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Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
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If there is another world, he lives in bliss. If there is none, he...
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Stupidity consists in wanting to reach conclusions. We are a thread, and we want...
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Nothing ever gets anywhere. The earth keeps turning round and round and gets nowhere....
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Sometimes a noble failure serves the world as faithfully as a distinguished success.
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Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.
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Keep cool and you command everybody.
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You can always tell youre in trouble when the good option involves a prosthetic...