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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Children need encouragement. So if a kid gets an answer right, tell him it...
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Unless I am what I am and feel what I feel — as hard...
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The art of living lies in a fine mingling of holding on and letting...
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The excellent becomes the permanent.
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I have always felt that the moment when first you wake up in the...
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He mobilized the English language and sent it into battle to steady his fellow...
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Ricky Excuse me Honey, umm, where the drinks are concerned, is that a hidden...
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Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
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I have made this letter longer, because I have not had the time to...