Quote #2977
Most people enjoy the inferiority of their friends.
Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #29821
Don’t look now, but there’s one too many in this room and I think...
Quote #8086
He who is unable to live in society, or who has no need because...
Quote #30325
The older you get the stronger the wind gets-and it’s always in your face.
Quote #12413
Hardness shatters; strength endures.
Quote #20763
We’re thinking about upgrading from SunOS 4.1.1 to SunOS 3.5.
Quote #26720
The final score after eight innings is Giants 3, Padres 2.
Quote #11581
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
Quote #30833
Love and eggs are best when they are fresh.