Quote #1899
God seems to have left the receiver off the hook and time is running...
Quote #1982
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
Quote #2232
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now...
Quote #15749
We think very little of time present; we anticipate the future, as being too...
Quote #25495
Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.
Quote #7761
A man whose life has been dishonourable is not entitled to escape disgrace in...
Quote #14124
Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the...
Quote #30725
History is littered with the wars which everybody knew would never happen.
Quote #10440
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Quote #34919
Sitting at the table doesn’t make you a diner, unless you eat some of...