Quote #28132
If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward...
Quote #34785
There’s a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
Quote #34862
Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or...
Quote #564
I fear nothing so much as a man who is witty all day long.
Quote #27613
As I rejected amnesty, so I reject revenge. I ask all Americans who ever...
Quote #26160
Are we having fun yet
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #12952
Every oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who decided to stand...
Quote #3959
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
Quote #28062
Earn but don’t burn.