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Everyone knows that a man can always marry even if he reaches 102, is...
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You campaign in poetry. You govern in prose.
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I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there...
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If everything’s under control, you’re going too slow.
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It isn’t that they can’t see the solution. It’s that they can’t see the...
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The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he...
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I just want to say this. I want to say it gently but I...
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I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate...
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Nothing can be called failure until you accept it as such. You can transmute...