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Not a few who meant to drive out their demons went thereby into the...
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Nobody succeeds beyond his or her wildest expectations unless he or she begins with...
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The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
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Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips...
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What may be done at any time will be done at no time.
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Never, never, never believe any war will be smooth and easy, or that anyone...
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If our democracy is to flourish, it must have criticism if our government is...
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If you take a dog which is starving and feed him and make him...