Quote #11046
From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the...
Quote #19011
Surplus wealth is a sacred trust which its possessor is bound to administer in...
Quote #10516
Everyone who receives the protection of society owes a return for the benefit.
Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #13807
A penny will hide the biggest star in the Universe if you hold it...
Quote #26510
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Quote #16416
Communism, like any other revealed religion, is largely made up of prophecies.
Quote #3980
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Quote #10121
A pleasure is not full grown until it is remembered.
Quote #19249
You can’t deny laughter when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair...