Quote #15991
Offended vanity is the great separator in social life.
Quote #34255
You have to recognize when the right place and the right time fuse and...
Quote #5565
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #12713
Fall down seven times, get up eight.
Quote #10454
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns...
Quote #9154
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Quote #3458
Put out the light.
Quote #10816
Nor need we be surprised that men so often embrace almost any doctrines, if...
Quote #9117
It is those we live with and love and should know who elude us.
Quote #29084
The funny thing about stopping is that as soon as you do it, here...