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A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed –I well know. For...
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A painter should not paint what he sees but what should be seen.
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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it...
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Sometimes when I look at my children I say to myself, “Lillian, you should...
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If we are to go forward, we must go back and rediscover those precious...
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I used to envy kids who had an old-fashioned Grandpa. Not any more. I’ve...
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Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas...
Quote #3164
Man is only man at the surface. Remove the skin, dissect, and immediately you...