Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #17169
There is no disinfectant like success.
Quote #21305
Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the...
Quote #25543
Patience with others is Love, Patience with self is Hope, Patience with God is...
Quote #34591
And so faith is closing your eyes and following the breath of your soul...
Quote #32873
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of...
Quote #3147
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real...
Quote #2672
Being in a ship is like being in a jail, with the chance of...
Quote #31948
Better limp all the way to heaven than not get there at all.
Quote #2960
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?