Quote #23552
The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his...
Quote #17248
The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having...
Quote #26621
A cat will look down to a man. A dog will look up to...
Quote #28109
The way of heaven can be known and experienced through the heart.
Quote #30935
Though a tree grow ever so high, the falling leaves return to the ground.
Quote #1966
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
Quote #1288
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
Quote #33077
Take life one basket at a time.
Quote #6041
We compound our suffering by victimizing each other.
Quote #8611
Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before...