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Wife: one who is sorry she did it, but would undoubtedly do it again.
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Between two groups of men that want to make inconsistent kinds of worlds I...
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Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
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The Dilbert Principle The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where...
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You are a child of the Universe, no less than the moon and the...
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Immortality. I notice that as soon as writers broach this question they begin to...
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Me, we. (Supposedly the shortest quote in the English language delivered at a Harvard...
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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency...
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Nothing is more damaging to a new truth than an old error.
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Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.