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Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open...
Quote #2375
Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.
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Litigation A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the...
Quote #17007
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no...
Quote #12543
Give up your relentless moralizing, the continual pinpricks which pierce the skin of your...
Quote #25317
Half of the world’s misery comes from ignorance. The other half comes from intelligence.
Quote #34704
Peace is when time doesn’t matter as it passes by.
Quote #16474
I aimed at the public’s heart, and by accident I hit it in the...
Quote #4758
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so...
Quote #20534
In the past decade or so, the women’s magazines have taken to running home-handyperson...