Quote #1070
The problem with the cutting edge is that someone has to bleed.
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If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared...
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #28214
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of...
Quote #2420
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere...
Quote #17778
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don’t know.
Quote #33046
The inside half of the plate. That’s where history’s made.
Quote #29694
Nothing can be created from nothing.
Quote #27370
To waken interest and kindle enthusiasm is the sure way to teach easily and...
Quote #11924
I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to...