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Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change...
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The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to...
Quote #11743
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.”
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You can’t dodge your responsibilities by saying they don’t exist
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Jive Lady Just hang loose blood. She gonna handa your rebound on the med...
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Our future may lie beyond our vision, but it is not completely beyond our...
Quote #34546
Old people like to give good advice, as solace for no longer being able...
Quote #11510
Sleep… Oh! how I loathe those little slices of death….
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The politician is an acrobat he keeps his balance by doing the opposite of...
Quote #2226
It is not true that life is one damn thing after another- it is...