Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #33073
No nation is fit to sit in judgement upon any other nation.
Quote #3683
Confusion is a word we have invented for an order which is not understood.
Quote #13463
When angry, count ten before you speak; if very angry, a hundred.
Quote #24299
Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits....
Quote #15228
Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest?
Quote #6173
The world is round; it has no point.
Quote #1735
He who has never envied the vegetable has missed the human drama.
Quote #25204
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
Quote #13642
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.