Quote #1993
What we call progress is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
Quote #14502
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #20324
Rev. Brown If lovin’ the lord is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
Quote #38
When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.
Quote #30377
The man who succeeds above his fellows is the one who early in life...
Quote #31958
Never say never, for if you live long enough, chances are you will not...
Quote #11526
Patience is the companion of wisdom.
Quote #3374
There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
Quote #2199
What a time! What a civilization!
Quote #4468
When you meet your antagonist, do everything in a mild and agreeable manner. Let...