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My husband said he wanted to have a relationship with a redhead, so I...
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If the many allegations made to this date are true, then the burglars who...
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Life is often compared to a marathon, but I think it is more like...
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Everyone knows that a man can always marry even if he reaches 102, is...
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Divorces are made in heaven.
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People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be.
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We can often tell by a man’s walk whose son he is, and we...
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To live content with small means, to seek elegance rather than luxury, and refinement...
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God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #17185
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.