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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own...
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Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
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If you do not wish to be prone to anger, do not feed the...
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Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
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You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop...
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Therefore the people came to Moses, and said, We have sinned, for we have...
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One of the greatest necessities in America is to discover creative solitude.
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Anyone that’s ever had their kitchen done over knows that it never gets done...
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If ever a man could have felt the church to be unnecessary, he was...