Quote #34475
I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
Quote #5693
There is no nonsense so errant that it cannot be made the creed of...
Quote #15851
Human reason is like a drunken man on horseback; set it up on one...
Quote #989
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
Quote #12833
History knows no resting places and no plateaus.
Quote #7652
We must beat the iron while it is hot, but we may polish it...
Quote #4624
The best plan is to profit by the folly of others.
Quote #22480
I hereby resign this office of president of the United States.
Quote #13787
How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.
Quote #9972
There is more stupidity then hydrogen in the universe and it has a longer...